telapathetic:

me when i see a cute straight boy 

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(Source: telapathetic)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlvr)

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in